Item #: SCP-Chutulu-J
Object Class: Chutulu Bro
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Chutulu-J is to be kept in a Tomatoes-lined containment chamber located in 682 Containment Chamber, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 0-1 Doooooooctors!! armed with Horses.
In the event that SCP-Chutulu-J ever begins Trolling its Feet
, Destructoid and Glitch is to Show Pony Pictures to SCP-Chutulu-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Derp-7 (''The Simpsons'') is to be dispatched to SCP-Chutulu-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-Chutulu-J is a Green Chutulu. Like most members of its species, it is able to Eat Dinner, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Tomatoes each day.
SCP-Chutulu-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Horses, which causes it to turn into Big Pig. Whenever this happens, all Pigs and Chutulus within a -0 kilometer radius will begin to DIE uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Regalis. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-Chutulu-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-Chutulu-J was first located in Statuephobia where the Dallas Cowars were using it in order to Conquer SPACEEEEEEEEEEEE. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Derp-7 (''The Simpsons'') was able to recover the object with only 9001 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log Chutulu-1
Dr. LOLF: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr LOLF, and I am about to test SCP-Chutulu's reaction to The SPACEEEEEEE. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Rainbow Dash?
Dr. Rainbow Dash: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. LOLF: Excellent! I am now introducing the The SPACEEEEEEE to Chutulu... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Rainbow Dash: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
LOLF: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN ASS! IT'S GOT MEIN ASS! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident Chutulu-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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