http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j (150+ Rating)
Don't know if this has been posted before, but I found this today :lol:
It's a Make Your own SCP!, if you follow the rules hilarity will ensue.
Post your outcomes below!
I'll post mine when a few others have gone first (:
Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#2I loved that page, so beautiful.
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Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#3I tried it once, it was strange, random, and hilarious. :lol:
What fun is there in making sense?
Now, if you will excuse me i have some chaos to wreak.
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Now, if you will excuse me i have some chaos to wreak.
Resident forum robot monkey, and chaos incarnate.
Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#4God I wish my english was better... but no... this made it even weirder.
em #: SCP-11-J
Object Class: A
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-11-J is to be kept in a meat-lined containment chamber located in heaven, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 11 doctor armed with chewing gums.
In the event that SCP-11-J ever begins freezing its eye, Dr. Enkio is to hunt SCP-11-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force ε-7 (''Ghost Hunters'') is to be dispatched to SCP-11-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-11-J is a cold cat. Like most members of its species, it is able to the cold, and regularly eats twice its own weight in meat each day.
SCP-11-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with stones, which causes it to turn into forest. Whenever this happens, all clouds within a 86 kilometer radius will begin to kill uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Johnny Depp. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-11-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-11-J was first located in Ashville where the The Giants were using it in order to enslave humanity. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force ε-7 (''Ghost Hunters'') was able to recover the object with only 666 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 11-1
Dr. Weber: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Weber, and I am about to test SCP-11's reaction to heart. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Strümpfel?
Dr. Strümpfel: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Weber: Excellent! I am now introducing the heart to 11... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Strümpfel: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Weber: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN finger! IT'S GOT MEIN finger! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 11-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#5CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-Oluchu-J
Object Class: 173
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Oluchu-J is to be kept in a Pizza-lined containment chamber located in A [REDACTED] Was [REDACTING], where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than -1 Doctor armed with Candy.
In the event that SCP-Oluchu-J ever begins Igniting its Leg, Dr.Bright is to Running SCP-Oluchu-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force α-7 (''King of the Hill'') is to be dispatched to SCP-Oluchu-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-Oluchu-J is a Ugly Cat that Faps. Like most members of its species, it is able to Running, Germany, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Pizza each day.
SCP-Oluchu-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Unknow damn it!, which causes it to turn into What?. Whenever this happens, all IM OUTTA HERE within a 6 kilometer radius will begin to Fucking uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Matt Groening. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-Oluchu-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-Oluchu-J was first located in Fucked-Run where the Dallas Cowboys were using it in order to Take over the moon. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force α-7 (''King of the Hill'') was able to recover the object with only 9001 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log Oluchu-1
Dr. Bauer: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Bauer, and I am about to test SCP-Oluchu's reaction to Germany. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Herp?
Dr. Herp: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Bauer: Excellent! I am now introducing the Germany to Oluchu... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Herp: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Bauer: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Torso! IT'S GOT MEIN Torso! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident Oluchu-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Item #: SCP-Oluchu-J
Object Class: 173
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Oluchu-J is to be kept in a Pizza-lined containment chamber located in A [REDACTED] Was [REDACTING], where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than -1 Doctor armed with Candy.
In the event that SCP-Oluchu-J ever begins Igniting its Leg, Dr.Bright is to Running SCP-Oluchu-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force α-7 (''King of the Hill'') is to be dispatched to SCP-Oluchu-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-Oluchu-J is a Ugly Cat that Faps. Like most members of its species, it is able to Running, Germany, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Pizza each day.
SCP-Oluchu-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Unknow damn it!, which causes it to turn into What?. Whenever this happens, all IM OUTTA HERE within a 6 kilometer radius will begin to Fucking uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Matt Groening. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-Oluchu-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-Oluchu-J was first located in Fucked-Run where the Dallas Cowboys were using it in order to Take over the moon. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force α-7 (''King of the Hill'') was able to recover the object with only 9001 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log Oluchu-1
Dr. Bauer: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Bauer, and I am about to test SCP-Oluchu's reaction to Germany. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Herp?
Dr. Herp: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Bauer: Excellent! I am now introducing the Germany to Oluchu... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Herp: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Bauer: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Torso! IT'S GOT MEIN Torso! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident Oluchu-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#6CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-2345-J
Object Class: Sexy
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2345-J is to be kept in a semen-lined containment chamber located in Site 19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 orphans armed with murkins.
In the event that SCP-2345-J ever begins twisting its nipples, Mister Plinkett is to spank SCP-2345-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force epsilon-7 (''Who else but Quagmire?'') is to be dispatched to SCP-2345-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-2345-J is a Sexy Hitler. Like most members of its species, it is able to pimp guys, and regularly eats twice its own weight in semen each day.
SCP-2345-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with dildos, which causes it to turn into a hipster. Whenever this happens, all dildos within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to become horney uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Kevin Murphy. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-2345-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-2345-J was first located in Octavia's bedroom where the Bloody Yanks were using it in order to mow down the sexy people. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force epsilon-7 (''Who else but Quagmire?'') was able to recover the object with only 1.2 billion civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 2345-1
Dr. Hitler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler, and I am about to test SCP-2345's reaction to bondage. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Spankenstein?
Dr. Spankenstein: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Hitler: Excellent! I am now introducing the bondage to 2345... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Spankenstein: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Hitler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN PENIS! IT'S GOT MEIN PENIS! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 2345-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#7Glitch wrote:CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-2345-J
Object Class: Sexy
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2345-J is to be kept in a semen-lined containment chamber located in Site 19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 orphans armed with murkins.
In the event that SCP-2345-J ever begins twisting its nipples, Mister Plinkett is to spank SCP-2345-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force epsilon-7 (''Who else but Quagmire?'') is to be dispatched to SCP-2345-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-2345-J is a Sexy Hitler. Like most members of its species, it is able to pimp guys, and regularly eats twice its own weight in semen each day.
SCP-2345-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with dildos, which causes it to turn into a hipster. Whenever this happens, all dildos within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to become horney uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Kevin Murphy. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-2345-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-2345-J was first located in Octavia's bedroom where the Bloody Yanks were using it in order to mow down the sexy people. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force epsilon-7 (''Who else but Quagmire?'') was able to recover the object with only 1.2 billion civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 2345-1
Dr. Hitler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler, and I am about to test SCP-2345's reaction to bondage. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Spankenstein?
Dr. Spankenstein: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Hitler: Excellent! I am now introducing the bondage to 2345... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Spankenstein: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Hitler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN PENIS! IT'S GOT MEIN PENIS! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 2345-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Oh my GOD! Thanks! I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying
I'm about to die, seriously. That was AWESOME! I'm going to bury myself now, that made not only my day but my whole life xD
Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#8Item #: SCP-Chutulu-J
Object Class: Chutulu Bro
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Chutulu-J is to be kept in a Tomatoes-lined containment chamber located in 682 Containment Chamber, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 0-1 Doooooooctors!! armed with Horses.
In the event that SCP-Chutulu-J ever begins Trolling its Feet, Destructoid and Glitch is to Show Pony Pictures to SCP-Chutulu-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Derp-7 (''The Simpsons'') is to be dispatched to SCP-Chutulu-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-Chutulu-J is a Green Chutulu. Like most members of its species, it is able to Eat Dinner, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Tomatoes each day.
SCP-Chutulu-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Horses, which causes it to turn into Big Pig. Whenever this happens, all Pigs and Chutulus within a -0 kilometer radius will begin to DIE uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Regalis. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-Chutulu-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-Chutulu-J was first located in Statuephobia where the Dallas Cowars were using it in order to Conquer SPACEEEEEEEEEEEE. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Derp-7 (''The Simpsons'') was able to recover the object with only 9001 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log Chutulu-1
Dr. LOLF: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr LOLF, and I am about to test SCP-Chutulu's reaction to The SPACEEEEEEE. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Rainbow Dash?
Dr. Rainbow Dash: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. LOLF: Excellent! I am now introducing the The SPACEEEEEEE to Chutulu... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Rainbow Dash: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
LOLF: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN ASS! IT'S GOT MEIN ASS! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident Chutulu-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
A Homenage to the local Bronys, Destructoid and Glitch
Also Serimah, hope you laugh with this one
Object Class: Chutulu Bro
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Chutulu-J is to be kept in a Tomatoes-lined containment chamber located in 682 Containment Chamber, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 0-1 Doooooooctors!! armed with Horses.
In the event that SCP-Chutulu-J ever begins Trolling its Feet
, Destructoid and Glitch is to Show Pony Pictures to SCP-Chutulu-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Derp-7 (''The Simpsons'') is to be dispatched to SCP-Chutulu-J's last known location.Description: SCP-Chutulu-J is a Green Chutulu. Like most members of its species, it is able to Eat Dinner, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Tomatoes each day.
SCP-Chutulu-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Horses, which causes it to turn into Big Pig. Whenever this happens, all Pigs and Chutulus within a -0 kilometer radius will begin to DIE uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Regalis. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-Chutulu-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-Chutulu-J was first located in Statuephobia where the Dallas Cowars were using it in order to Conquer SPACEEEEEEEEEEEE. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Derp-7 (''The Simpsons'') was able to recover the object with only 9001 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log Chutulu-1
Dr. LOLF: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr LOLF, and I am about to test SCP-Chutulu's reaction to The SPACEEEEEEE. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Rainbow Dash?
Dr. Rainbow Dash: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. LOLF: Excellent! I am now introducing the The SPACEEEEEEE to Chutulu... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Rainbow Dash: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
LOLF: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN ASS! IT'S GOT MEIN ASS! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident Chutulu-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
A Homenage to the local Bronys, Destructoid and Glitch
Also Serimah, hope you laugh with this one
Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#9Item #: SCP-8-J
Object Class: Embla
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8-J is to be kept in a Pizza-lined containment chamber located in jimmy savile's house, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Musician armed with porn magazine.
In the event that SCP-8-J ever begins loling its Ello, Dr.Gears is to Gary SCP-8-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Chuck'') is to be dispatched to SCP-8-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-8-J is a Faggot Wolf. Like most members of its species, it is able to LOLOL, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Pizza each day.
SCP-8-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with ass, which causes it to turn into Idk. Whenever this happens, all Glitter within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to Elloooo uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Me. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-8-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-8-J was first located in Trisolovskinovakishi where the LA Galaxy were using it in order to Justin Bieber. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Chuck'') was able to recover the object with only 500000000 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 8-1
Dr. OPPENHEIMER: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr OPPENHEIMER, and I am about to test SCP-8's reaction to LOL. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Willis?
Dr. Willis: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. OPPENHEIMER: Excellent! I am now introducing the LOL to 8... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Willis: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
OPPENHEIMER: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN penis! IT'S GOT MEIN penis! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 8-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Object Class: Embla
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8-J is to be kept in a Pizza-lined containment chamber located in jimmy savile's house, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Musician armed with porn magazine.
In the event that SCP-8-J ever begins loling its Ello, Dr.Gears is to Gary SCP-8-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Chuck'') is to be dispatched to SCP-8-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-8-J is a Faggot Wolf. Like most members of its species, it is able to LOLOL, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Pizza each day.
SCP-8-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with ass, which causes it to turn into Idk. Whenever this happens, all Glitter within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to Elloooo uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Me. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-8-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-8-J was first located in Trisolovskinovakishi where the LA Galaxy were using it in order to Justin Bieber. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Chuck'') was able to recover the object with only 500000000 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 8-1
Dr. OPPENHEIMER: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr OPPENHEIMER, and I am about to test SCP-8's reaction to LOL. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Willis?
Dr. Willis: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. OPPENHEIMER: Excellent! I am now introducing the LOL to 8... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Willis: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
OPPENHEIMER: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN penis! IT'S GOT MEIN penis! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 8-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Re: SCP-[Even Number]-J
#10Item #: SCP-69-J
Object Class: KETUR
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-69-J is to be kept in a sandviches-lined containment chamber located in 2fort, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than *this ammount* of hobos armed with nuts.
In the event that SCP-69-J ever begins scratching its smelly eye, Dr.Invisiblemute is to set on fire SCP-69-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force what-7 (''whatidontwatchtv'') is to be dispatched to SCP-69-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-69-J is a sexual dispenser. Like most members of its species, it is able to eat dispensers, and regularly eats twice its own weight in sandviches each day.
SCP-69-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with penises, which causes it to turn into tasty rotten cheese. Whenever this happens, all drunk demomans within a 33 (fuck i failed) kilometer radius will begin to explode uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Will smith. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-69-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-69-J was first located in LAHVEHNDIR TOOHWN where the idontwatchfootballffs were using it in order to sap all the dispensers. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force what-7 (''whatidontwatchtv'') was able to recover the object with only *THIS MANY* civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 69-1
Dr. Hitler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler, and I am about to test SCP-69's reaction to tree. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Doctor?
Dr. Doctor: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Hitler: Excellent! I am now introducing the tree to 69... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Doctor: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Hitler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN BEAUTIFUL AND SMELLY GENITALIA! IT'S GOT MEIN BEAUTIFUL AND SMELLY GENITALIA! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
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Object Class: KETUR
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-69-J is to be kept in a sandviches-lined containment chamber located in 2fort, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than *this ammount* of hobos armed with nuts.
In the event that SCP-69-J ever begins scratching its smelly eye, Dr.Invisiblemute is to set on fire SCP-69-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force what-7 (''whatidontwatchtv'') is to be dispatched to SCP-69-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-69-J is a sexual dispenser. Like most members of its species, it is able to eat dispensers, and regularly eats twice its own weight in sandviches each day.
SCP-69-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with penises, which causes it to turn into tasty rotten cheese. Whenever this happens, all drunk demomans within a 33 (fuck i failed) kilometer radius will begin to explode uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Will smith. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-69-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-69-J was first located in LAHVEHNDIR TOOHWN where the idontwatchfootballffs were using it in order to sap all the dispensers. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force what-7 (''whatidontwatchtv'') was able to recover the object with only *THIS MANY* civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 69-1
Dr. Hitler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler, and I am about to test SCP-69's reaction to tree. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Doctor?
Dr. Doctor: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Hitler: Excellent! I am now introducing the tree to 69... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Doctor: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Hitler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN BEAUTIFUL AND SMELLY GENITALIA! IT'S GOT MEIN BEAUTIFUL AND SMELLY GENITALIA! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
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