Output: a Rabbit with SCP-217(Clockwork Virus)

Input: Wooden staff with ruby

Settings: Very Fine

Dr.Maragon Well maybe we get ''magical'' staff that can do ''magic''.

Output: A staff of the same dimensions as the one put in, with the body of the staff made of an unknown type of wood-like material that emits a low hum; the exact source of the noise is unknown. And the ruby having been replaced with a sphere of a black translucent material.

Dr. Hoffen: "It seems that SCP-914 does not connect the idea of magical abilities with otherwise unusual objects. A form of instructions, in the way of a magic related object, such as a novel or a film, should be placed en par with the object in order to make SCP-914 understand what the true intentions are."

Input: A surgical syringe filled halfway with morphine.

Setting: 1:1

Output: A genetically enhanced adrenaline shot.

A few seconds later, a wild Ellis ran out from the output booth and killed, dismembered, and [REDACTED] everyone in the room.

The adrenaline shot was never found.

Intake: Remains of personnel from the last test.
Setting: Fine

"I expect newly assembled staff by tonight!"

Output: New personnel.

Input: The NEW SCP-106 texture on Rough.

Cpbald wrote:Output: New personnel.

Input: The NEW SCP-106 texture on Rough.

Specify a setting next time. Ill just put it as rough.

Output: Corrosion.

Input: SCP-079
Setting: Fine

(Fluffy, can you really not read? I said rough in there.)

Output: SCP-079 operating at 10x capacity.
"Please. Stop. Now." - Dr. Baldwin

Input: SCP-096 and SCRAMBLE.
Setting: 1:1

Cpbald wrote:(Fluffy, can you really not read? I said rough in there.)

Output: SCP-079 operating at 10x capacity.
"Please. Stop. Now." - Dr. Baldwin

Input: SCP-096 and SCRAMBLE.
Setting: 1:1

Output: Playstation 2 Console

Input: 500 mL Water on Course

Output: The glass has been reduced to an uncountable amount of pieces while the water retained its shape until it was attempted to be picked up. Whereupon it resumed following the laws of physics.

Input: (3) unbranded Calculators on Very Fine

Output: One (1) device which emits a constant high electromagnetic pulse through unknown means.

Input: One (1) standard infrared television remote on Very Fine.

Output: A remote that not only works on TV remotes but also executes electronic recontainment measures. Ex: it would only take one button press to perfectly recontain SCP-106 via the lure subject method.

Input: Hagrid on 1:1