What about... if you were to put a SCP Document into SCP-914 on Very fine, I think the outcome should be the scp itself. ya know?

914 is limited to what is put in, I doubt it could turn a sheet of paper in a paranormal animate creature.
Then again...maybe if we put a 914 document in there...

Glitch wrote:914 is limited to what is put in, I doubt it could turn a sheet of paper in a paranormal animate creature.
Then again...maybe if we put a 914 document in there...

Maybe that if a 914 document is put in, The door opens and it leads to a shitton of electrical compartments... And to troll you, You would literally have to Pick "Every. Metal. Piece." meaning like hours of picking up shit and throwing it out... Rofl... The ultimate trolling tool.

For 682... I think it should only come out Bloody body parts...

I'm pretty sure 914 abides to the law of conservation of mass (from some comments I've seen on the actually wiki). At least, I think.

Glitch wrote:Then again...maybe if we put a 914 document in there...

Name: Dr. Gears
Date:██/██/████
Total number of objects: Three (3) copies of all documentation, photographs, and test logs accumulated in relation to SCP-914.

Input: One (1) Copy of SCP-914 documentation
Setting: 1:1
Output: Folder containing all previously entered documents, arranged in chronological order.

Input: One (1) Copy of SCP-914 documentation
Setting: Fine
Output: Hard-bound book containing 400 pages. No diagrams, photos, or other visual aids of any kind are included. The pages appear to be solid black, but microscopic examination shows each page to be covered in approximately twenty thousand characters. The text has no correlation with any known writing style, and is not in a linear format, with "sentences" constructed from individual characters spread out between many pages. Each sentence requires a exceedingly complex formula to decode, with each formula unique to each sentence. (Note: Current decoding work has resulted in two partially translated sentences after 225 work-hours. Item appears to be a record of the internal structure of SCP-914)

Input: One (1) Copy of SCP-914 documentation
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Single sheet of paper. Weight is exactly the same as the entered documentation. The sheet appears to be be a single page from the entered SCP-914 documentation, however when flipped over to the right, the reverse side is the following page in sequence. When flipped over to the left, the opposite side is the preceding page in sequence. No new documentation is included, however this item is significantly easier to store, if more time-consuming to browse.

(Memo from General ████████: It's screwing with us, you know that right? I don't CARE if it's been proven that it has no self-awareness, this thing is LAUGHING at us!)

Note from Dr.Gears: There seems to be some difficulty as to the meaning of "fine" and "coarse" on the settings; the machine appears to be capable of refining input based either on a scale of complexity (loss of entropy accompanied by increase in connectivity between components and/or acquisition of subjective meaning) or of simplification (separation into composite materials and loss of meaning).

On topic, no. There is not enough no in the world to describe how much no that idea is.